assalt (ass-salt) n. – The crusty white ring that forms on bike and run shorts after a long effort, usually in warm temperatures. Best avoided by drinking sports drinks or water and electrolyte tablets.
That is some assalt you’ve got going on there, Bubba!
Your assalt was so blinding, I almost crashed behind you.
That assalt kind of looks like your sister.
Not to be confused with assault, a crime commonly observed when cyclists and drivers are both having bad days.